My "silent gold mining" is coming to a crisis mode. If the mine doesn't pay off (for me) soon, I'm going to have to make some major changes in my life.
Sell my house
Refinance my house
Cash in some of my 401K
Get another higher paying job
Wait - I don't want to advertise to all my readers that I'm in trouble. If I do, they'll stop reading.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
As if.